Sunday, July 20, 2014

160 miles, one day, one way

Dear Blog Reader;
I hope that this finds you doing well. I am fine. If you are a facebook friend you know by now that I finished. I finished the 161.1 miles across the state of Indiana, “160 miles, one day, one way.” The small animal sacrifices worked. The tubby gods were appeased by the hot fudge smeared on my front and back tires. The amazing thing is that I am not too sore. Thanks to all of my pickle juice pushing friends, I only had two small, tiny really, cramps on Saturday night. I have never done an exercise until I reached a euphoric state. In fact, I thought you were all lying to me. But I may have gotten to the outskirts of that place Saturday. I did not hurt nearly as much as I should have in my wrists and seat connectors. My left foot did not give me debilitating pain from a pinched nerve that developed during previous long distance rides. All three places hurt from time to time but the pain was not even close to debilitating. They were just along for the ride.

Before I go any further, I want to take a minute and sing the praises of the lovely Miss Beverly. She, of the lovely, sleek, jet-black, hair, and gracious hostess spirit, was a fantastic support crew during the weekend. She picked me up at work Friday evening, drove me half way across the state to Terre Haute, woke up at 5:45 a.m. on a Saturday morning, delivered my anxious self to the start line,  went back to the hotel to take a nap, followed the green dot from my Iphone ½ way back across the state to meet me at the 94th mile lunch spot, stopped by home to pick up Grace, stopped by Walmart to pick up some stuff that I was going to need to survive the 40 minute car ride back home, gave me a morale boosting visit along Highway 40 after a demoralizing huge hill 10 miles from the finish line and then raced ahead to the finish line to provide photographic proof of a job well done, and did it all in one sentence with lots of colons. Thank you Beverly.

SOME OF THE NOTES FROM THE RIDE:
It is a little intimidating when you turn on to the road where the start will occur and they have signs queuing up participants who will ride 160 miles in less than 7 hours, or 8 hours, or 9 hours. I chose to start with the humble who “just hope to finish”. Those were my people. People who chose animal sacrifice over training and weight loss.

It is a bit ominous talking with a fellow finish hopeful before the start; asking if he had ridden before. He had ridden last year. They had a significant headwind so the riding was very difficult. He had gone 140 miles; was riding in a large pack to lower the wind resistance and had missed the looming pothole. He crashed and was unable to finish. I made some excuse and made some space. I didn’t need his bad karma hanging over me during this ride.

One cannot image the joy of finding out that the event organizers provided unlimited pop-tarts for energy bars. There were shouts of joys emanating from my young boy self. I have had a love affair with pop tarts since my grandmother had introduced me to their empty calorie decadence some 40 years ago. True; cinnamon frosted tarts are a bit self-regulating; not a favorite. Cherry or strawberry frosted tarts might have kept me from ever progressing on from the 1st stop.

As I passed the Putnamville Correctional Facility and saw the sign about not picking up hitchhikers, I was glad that I only had one seat on my bike. It eliminated the conundrum of should I or shouldn’t I. “I’m sorry I can’t. You see I only have one seat.” Then I immediately started wondering that if I had a tandem bike I could do my part for rehabilitation and force one of the inmates to pedal the rest of the way across Indiana

That led me to wonder if a tandem is better than a single wouldn’t a triple be better?

There are some big hills between Putnamville and Plainfield.

I just finished the easy 80 miles.

Gatorade leaves you with a very sugary mouth after 84 miles.

A roast beef on a hard bun never tasted so good. I think that I will have two of them. I am very tired of Pop Tarts.

At the 115 mile rest stop, I had to look at the Rain Participants sign a third time because the first two times I thought it said Pain Participants.

Turning back onto Highway 40 in Greenfield thinking the 45 miles of mostly flat wouldn’t be so bad.

Trading positions with a father and his 16 year old daughter over the next 35 miles; they were faster but I was studier. She was starting to flag and her determination was waning. They would pedal ahead of me. I would pass them when they stopped.  Dad would have his arm around her shoulder. I heard him say one time. “You are so close. Just hang in there a few more miles and we’ll see then.”

Seeing a sign at the last rest stop, 30 miles from the finish, it read “Nick Norris has never ridden 160 miles in one day in his life.”  It made me cry. We walk past the milestones in our life without ever noticing. This was a mile stone that I had been moving towards since last November. It was moving to know that Nick and I were probably going to make it if we could just keep pedaling.

Seeing Grace and the lovely Miss Beverly drive by with calorie counting signs and a note that the 160 miles equaled 7854 calories burned and that was equal to 39 pop tarts. I could have eaten 30 more. That’s good to know.

Thinking that it is really mean to make us go up this big hill just after Knightstown. Life would be so much easier if it were down hill all of the way.

Why am I craving chocolate milk with 20 miles to go? Thankfully, I have a phone and a wonderful support crew. That was a delicious stop.

I can’t believe that Cambridge City’s stop lights are synchronized so that a cyclist riding 15 mph never has to stop. Darn it. I really wanted to stop.

Oh the damned hills. I am tired of the damned hills.

There it is; a mile away. I can do this.

I really imagined that the finisher’s medal would have been a little larger and had a neck ribbon.

Hugging the lovely Miss Beverly and lovely Miss Grace.

I did it. I really did it.


Take care,

Roger

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